What do tigers have that no other animals have?Baby tigers.
What did zero say to eight?Nice belt.(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
What can you swallow than can also swallow you?Water.
What person does every man take his hat off to?A barber.
What cant be used until its broken?An egg.
Which is the left side of a cake?The side that isnt eaten.
How many people are buried in that cemetery?All of them.
What man can not live inside a house?A snowman.
A police saw a truck driver going the wrong down a one - way street,but paid no attention to him.Why?The truck driver was walking there.
A man jumped from a plane,but there was nothing wrong with him.Do you know why?Because the plane is on the ground.
I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees; rivers but without water;what am I?A map.
Why does Toms mother go to work by plane every day?Because she works in a plane.
What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?The ground.
What goes all over the house,but touches nothing?A sound or voice.
In a train,a woman saw other peoples faces were dirty. What would she do,do you know?She would close her eyes,of course.
Why did John say he didnt know where the sun was?Because it was at night.
Which letter of the alphabet separates Europe from Africa?The letter C.
Where should the milk be best stored ?In a cow.
What always has one eye open but cant see?A needle.
Why is a river rich?Because it has two banks.
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