What has teeth but cant eat?A comb.
What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?A blackboard.
What never asks questions but always gets answers?A doorbell.
Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother,but is still a child of your mother and father?You yourself are.
What has a soft bed but never sleeps,a big mouth but never speaks?A river.
What is four feet on four feet waiting for four feet?A cat on a chair waiting for a mouse.
What 5-letter word has six left when you take 2 letters away?Sixty.
What do you drop when you need it and take back when you dont?An anchor.
What is the center of gravity?The letter V.
Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea?A monkey can have fleas,but a flea cant have monkeys.
Four girls have a basket with four apples in it.How can you divide the apples so that each girl gets a whole apple and one still remains in the basket?Give three girls an apple each,and give the fourth girl her apple in the basket.
What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?A farmer.He can raise pigs, chickens and so on without lifting them.
Which three letters can frighten a thief away?I C U
Whatis Black and white and read (red) all over?A newspaper
What would you say if you saw a ghost?I would say nothing and run as fast as possible.
How do you spell mousetrap?C-A-T.
Why is number six afraid ?Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
What did number 1 say to 7?Nice hair
How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?He has bugs on his teeth!
This one should be spoken.How many legs does an ant have? Two, the same as an uncle.(HINT: ant = aunt)
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